Archive for October, 2008

True-Desi Test #15

checkmark You think an H1-B is “A1.”

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True-Desi Test #14

checkmark You think a stomach crunch is leaning over the table for more rice.

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True-Desi Test #13

checkmark You have at least one friend named Tinku, Pinky, Honey, or Sweetu.

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True-Desi Test #12

checkmark You actually understand what “HONK HORN PLEASE OK” means.

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True-Desi Test #11

checkmark You only “kabhii kabhii” watch bootlegged movies on the Internet.

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True-Desi Test #10

checkmark You hear “Bipasha kii bhaashaa” as “Talk dirty to me.”

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True-Desi Test #9

checkmark Your name is so long it got cut off on your driver’s license.

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True-Desi Test #8

checkmark You know your IP address but can’t remember your home address.

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True-Desi Test #7

checkmark You describe your complexion as either “wheatish” or “golden-browned to perfection.”

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True-Desi Test #6

checkmark Even in the U.S., you fear being run over by a cow or a Brahmin.

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