The True-Desi Test

Sunni Seated at Restaurant Table

Dear Desi Dost (Friend),

One comedian I love is Jeff Foxworthy, and I give him credit for inspiring me to create the True-Desi Test.

So what the heck is it?

Crafted purely for your instant gratification and made with 100% Desi ingredients (ok, I won’t threaten you like that ever again), it’s a tasty new one-liner everyday for your bite-sized mastii pleasure.  Why?  Well, why not?? Just to make you laugh that you were born Desi. ;-)

With that in mind, please do leave me a comment to let me know what you think.  Remember, I’m here to help you lighten your load in life…even if just a little.

Thank you, come again. <vigorous head nod>

Sunni

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True-Desi Test #56

checkmark You consider being cast as “Brown Background Boy #37″ in a Bollywood film to be your “big break.”

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True-Desi Test #55

checkmark You think the “Girls Gone Badmaash” video series is porn.

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True-Desi Test #54

checkmark You can refer to guerilla marketing as “badaa bandar” marketing.

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True-Desi Test #53

checkmark You pronounce the name “Betty” the same as “betii.”

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True-Desi Test #52

checkmark You dance in groups of 8-10 people yelling “Are are!”

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True-Desi Test #51

checkmark You decide where to live based on the “brown brotherhood” of the neighborhood.

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True-Desi Test #50

checkmark To you, the difference between “yes” and “no” is just nodding a little harder.

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True-Desi Test #49

checkmark You consider a Tiffin set a 5-course meal.

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True-Desi Test #48

checkmark You received a marriage proposal from your own cousin.

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True-Desi Test #47

checkmark You always know how many rupees you can get for a dollar.

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